Fungible Token Decision Maker Coin in Solid Copper
Grow More Certain.
Spawned to restore order and balance in a time when non fungible tokens are in excess, this Metal Fungible Token (MFT) decision maker is teeming with fungi of all shapes and sizes. Wormy underlords dictate the answers you seek, burrowing amongst the vast mycelium network in the cool dirt below. On the side of this token with Worms of Approval, a cornucopia of edible fungi bursts outwards for the keen mycologists among you to identify and harvest. On the reverse, Worms of Foreboding gather in their tunnels and warn of a most unpleasant potluck of poison.
- Solid Copper coin
- 20g / .7oz
- 1.42" / 36mm diameter
- Expert patina to highlight the engraving
Edible*: Black Truffle. Chanterelles (Cantharellus) Morels (Morchella) Lion’s Mane Mushrooms (Hericium Erinaceus) Oyster Mushrooms (Pleurotus Ostreatus) Shiitake Mushroom Maitake Mushroom Enoki Mushroom Beech Mushroom King Trumpet Mushroom Porcino Mushroom (Porcini, Pl.) Resinous Polypore / Ischnoderma Resinoum Boletus / Leccinum Subglabripes
Poisonous/Toxic: Conocybe filaris Death Cap (Amanita phalloides) Hypholoma fasciculare Ramaria pallida Omphalotus japonicus Amanita verna Lepiota brunneoincarnata Amanita muscaria Coprinopsis atramentaria Helvella dryophila Omphalotus olivascens Paralepistopsis amoenolens
(This coin exists)
With the observable physical presence and occupation of space, this token exhibits proof of its existence in this dimension (and possibly others) and thusly your ownership of it. There is no password to remember as it is unencrypted (unless placed in a crypt).
Coin design by Maggie Ivy, engraved by Woody Maringer. Learn more about our artists.
This coin is treated to look as if it has been handled and circulated. This process is done by hand, and it is both an art and a science. Coloring and patinas will vary. No two coins are exactly the same! Coins are struck in the USA using antique machinery and traditional coining techniques. A colorful description is included with history and facts about the coin.
Note—Each order comes packed with a handwritten envelope straight from Shire Post Mint. We will make this out to whomever is on the SHIPPING ADDRESS. If you are giving this as a gift and would like a different name on the envelope, please include the recipient's name in the Special Instructions field as you complete your order.
*Please consult a mycologist. This coin is not to be used as a guide for finding edible mushrooms, but rather a guide when faced with indecision.
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This MFT is an essential tool for those tough decisions. It demonstrates fungal legerdemain in the potential trousers of time phase. But it's surreptitious rapid growth of desirous ownership in me / shadowy copper allure led me to get 2 as charms ...Plus 2 coins as gifts: couldn't decide which image had more artful crafting - chose from my potential of the existentially challenging MFTDMC options:
YES it will be a good day.
NO i won't loose my calm / temper / charm?
(See how, despite the flash, the patination and depth preserved the detail?)
I was going about my day when *ping!* an email, undoubtedly sent by the wormy underlords, alerted me to the fact that this magical, mushroomy token of wisdom had just spawned.
Needless to say, I added it to my cart so fast I barely understood what I was clicking, and a literal day later it was in my hands.
I giggled, cackled, and snortled while I carefully unwrapped this glorious creation. I even thanked the surly clerk just cause I was in such a good mood, and then held my token up to admire it in all its glory and exclaimed “MY PRECIOUS!”.
So I am here now as a witness. The Fungible Token, indeed, exists! Its wisdom will guide you on the path to greatness. Or not. That’s kinda up to you too. The wormy underlords can’t do all the work. Use it well and protect it always!
There are few things I love more than mushrooms, but poking fun at NFTs while looking at Nice Fungus Tokens and enjoying the delightful artwork also bring me joy, so this Fungible Token is a triple threat for any other mycologist word nerds out there.
I'm no coin collector (dice are my collectible of choice) but this a delightful trinket regardless. I will use it exclusively for deciding whether or not to eat something :]
Far exceeded my expectations! Awesome quality, great details, good hefty feel to it, overall love it!
Even the packaging showed dedication to making this purchase memorable!