September 20, 2023
Tooth Fairy Coins not yet seen on Earth
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“Tis better to have had teeth and lost them than to have never had teeth at all.”
-Twig Silverpool, Prime Minister of Tooth🦷
Tooth Fairy's DELUXE Kit above.
“...our sole Earth-based distributor, Shire Post Mint, has received and made available for global [H. SAPIENS] adapted use."
One side of the coin is a classic depiction of a molar, the other proclaims "Tooth Fee" in the runes of Elder Futhark and Dente Nvmisma, Latin for "Tooth Coin", surrounding the initials of the esteemed Tooth Fairy position.
Moisture-activated adhesive stamps are hand-perforated for easy separation.
More steady in value than human money, the Bank of Tooth has a time-fixed 1:1 tooth-to-coin valuing system.
• 20x Bronze fairy coins
• 1 Toothsters Union Member Affiliate Certificate
• 1 Wax-sealed cloth bag
• 20x Bank of Tooth envelopes
• 20x Moisture-activated fairy stamp
• 20x Notes from the tooth fairy
• 20x Envelopes for tooth containment
• 20x Moisture-activated tooth stamp
Standard Set
• 20x Bronze fairy coins
• 1 Toothsters Union Fairy Affiliate Document
• Wax-sealed Foldy Packaging
